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Board Reports: Post count and respect are directly correlated

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Post by S1x » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:06 am

Tactics by a new generation of VGF members have proven that in order to have a stable reputation, quality has a lower priority than pure quantity.

"Newbies" constantly get bugged when they post content around the forums. Patterns have shown that this happens more commonly towards people with low post count numbers. Without any rationalization of other possibilities, it was immediately concluded that the way to prevent these events is to collect posts quickly, in any way possible. After all, how else could Knux, Tubs, and KirbyKing become so popular? In topics that reference other members, these new members are never used, which can also be explained by low respect levels due to low posts. (Another theory was that the more experienced members have no clue who they are yet, but this theory was quickly tossed aside and ignored.) Once they go from "junior member" to "member" and "senior" member, they have so many posts that others can only automatically assume they are cool and experienced.

One such tactic is to give a one-word answer that contributes nothing to the topic at all. Instead of not posting because the posters have nothing to say, they actually take time to state that they do not have anything beneficial to say. Honesty like this is a flawless way to show how mature they have become. Examples of this genius strategy in action can be found here, here, and here.

Another strategy is to participate in "games" that simply involve posting, with little to no additional rules. These games without depth, which include "WoT 546 illegally married TPAM," "First to 133,713,371,337 posts wins", and "The most recent poster is SPECIAL", have always been the fastest, most popular ones out of all the games started across the boards. Simplicity like this is what has also inspired video game companies to make easier and easier games more recently - because if it is difficult or tricky to understand, it automatically sucks.

Basically, according to the majority of members from 2006 on, they are sticking to their claim that moving up the social ladder and winning love consists of gaining posts in any ways possible. This includes irrelevant responses, useless posts, cursing, starting flame wars, claiming to hate other members, using too many exclamation points, ignoring warnings from older members and some admins, picking on the newest members when they do even one thing wrong, and admitting they are only posting to raise their post count. However, they have also agreed that double posting should never be one of the strategies included in this list. Double posting may annoy people.
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Post by Antisocial » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:43 am

Ok.
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Post by Koga » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:38 am

I was going to say that respect was more related to how long someone has been around, but then Metal Man came to mind....
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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:10 am

Here's what I did when I was a n00b:
-I never made my own topics, and I tried to "blend in."
-I barely ever posted in WoT. I probably made about five posts in any WoT topic. That's 5 out of 500 * 60, or 5 out of 30000, or 1/6000 of all the posts made.
-The only "first to" topics I posted in were the "X posts to make Jay an admin again" ones.
-On the games forum, I tried to be unique in the games I posted (VGF Jeopardy, VGF Zork, Final Fantasy main character hurt n' heal)
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Post by Deku Tree » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:43 am

High post counts are for lamers.
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Post by Rainbow Dash » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:07 am

Says you.
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Post by deathscythe » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:24 am

So... we should accept some one as soon as the join to forums? no, they have to earn it.
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Post by Rubber Band Man » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:17 pm

It's not supposed to be taken seriously.
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Post by Marilink » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:26 pm

Man, I really hope this becomes weekly.
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Post by Valigarmander » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:28 pm

I don't really care about my post count other than that it might get me a custom avatar and title eventually.
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Post by Ace Mercury » Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:28 pm

I think the new generation is all about IMs and shoutboxen. There you're expected to say inane crap to fill in dead air.
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Post by March » Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:31 pm

Agreed.
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Post by jigglypuffer » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:18 pm

Memories of the ill-fated mkdd.co.uk forum comes flooding back.

I was top poster #3, respect me!
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Post by Rubber Band Man » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:09 pm

[QUOTE=Ace Mercury]I think the new generation is all about IMs and shoutboxen. There you're expected to say inane crap to fill in dead air.[/QUOTE]
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Post by FXGlobal » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:08 am

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Post by ROBERT2011 » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:17 am

[quote="Mr. Hippie]So... we should accept some one as soon as the join to forums? no"]

And speak in at least level 1 grammar.
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Post by ZeldaGirl » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:22 am

S1x, you rock.
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Post by Swordmaster Link » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:24 am

Seriously, look no further than the people with the 10 highest post counts. That's an all-star list if you ask me. ;)

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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:34 am

S1x, you rule, srsly. :D
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Post by Rubber Band Man » Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:57 am

^^ Yes. Replace SML With:

Andre/Stu/Joker/Brandon/Lurch/Bomby/The NinNut/Jay/Rattan/AI/Ace/PT/PK

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Post by Marilink » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:40 am

[QUOTE=Swordmaster Link]Seriously, look no further than the people with the 10 highest post counts. That's an all-star list if you ask me. ;)

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Post by Apiary Tazy » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:40 am

KIRBYKLONE!?
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Post by Deepfake » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:19 am

A major glaring flaw in this theory: ChunkyKong12345

Besides, everyone knows the most popular member ever was pario.
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Post by Rubber Band Man » Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:49 pm

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Post by S1x » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:02 pm

You guys are awesome too. I'll probably keep this up for a while. The next one's already planned - I just don't know how soon I'm going to type it up.
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Post by jigglypuffer » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:43 pm

Type one word a day. Leaves us waiting and increases your respect (or is it post count? I suck at synonyms), double win!
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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:52 am

Wait, providing the newer members are correct that means I'm unloved and unrespected... :(

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Post by Foxfire » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:54 am

Heck, I've been here since 2001, not that respect means everything, as long as people get along with me.
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